CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS lists (
    list_id INT NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT, -- unique ID of list
    scheduled_dt DATE, -- day for which this entry is scheduled
    value VARCHAR(512) NOT NULL, -- list text (i.e., "You know you're in Jersey when ...")
    PRIMARY KEY pk_lists (list_id),
    INDEX ik_lists_1 (scheduled_dt)
) ENGINE=MyISAM;